We were watching ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ last night, and yawning through the Grandfather/Granddaughter duo ‘Two Grand’ act. At the end, the old guy was asked how much he had enjoyed doing his performance. He promptly said “It’s the best thing that has happened to me since my wife died.”

Paul and I just looked at each other and cracked up laughing.

The evening got worse. From there, we found an article online about a woman who had found the image of the Virgin Mary in a mouldy grape. Our research developed until we found pictures of Christ on tortillas and toast, and a particularly great image of Our Lord on a piece of Chapatti.